I was recently re-reading one of Mad Frankie Frasers memoirs. In this particular one he itemises each major city and the mischief he has been involved with in the past 70 years. The entry for Liverpool emphasises that he hardly did anything worth mentioning, other than.....
ROAST SOME PEOPLE ALIVE WITH A FLAME THROWER ON SOUTHPORT BEACH.
That's *all* it was.
I mean, how criminally minded must the man be if he barely mentions frying someone alive?
Good boy Frank!